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Let's Not Talk (At All)
00:50
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its time for christmas its time
lets not talk politics
lets not talk at all
ill go to my room and look at zoo magazine
open wounds and big boobs
zoo magazine is sick
what i got for christmas well nothing for you
i live in the city so my money goes to bills and food
uncle talking racewar
over christmas ham
you cannot die quick enough
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whats that smell its christmas ham
whats that ham it smells so good
whats is good about christmas
christmas gives me presents
hope i get a need for speed
hope i get a new pc
i might take some ecstacy
and mung out on my new pc
looking at my fave old games
gives me happy feelings in my brain
its christmas time i cant complain
its christmas time i cant complain
who'll i kiss on christmas hour
hopefully not my grandad in the shower
the shower smells of whacking off
(guitar interlude)
i love my new need for speed game
its christmas time i cant complain
christmas time i cant complain
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my family they are such bogans
my family they smell of christmas ham
my family they are so dumb
my family are a waste of cum
my family are so passive aggressive
my family are so threatening
my family wanna eat my alive
my family smell onions and chives
my family are the size of a pea
my family wont come near me
my family wanna suck my blood
my family read the guardian
my family doesnt know i just wanna watch brown cardigan
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Everyone is drinking everyone is drunk
all is drinking all is drinking
everyone is drinking everyone is drunk
whats does it cost what does it cost
everyone is drinking everyones is drunk everyone
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Evacuate
02:15
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evacuate your house
everythings on fire
even santa
evactuate your house
therell be no christmas hugs
not this year
MISC WARNINGS
rudolf is dying
blitzen is dying
the elves are all dying
chaser is dying
comet dead
christmas dead
scrooge dead
mrs claus dead
jack skellington dead
krampus dead
jack frost dead
grinch dead
miss piggy dead
MISC WARNINGS
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6. |
10,000 DEAD REINDEER
02:28
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Who is pulling santas sleigh
how much money do they get paid
not much money
not much money
not much money to pull the sleigh
Santas too fat to do it on his own
cause santa sits and punches cones
mrs claus works
mrs claus slaves
santas breathe smells of aftershave
all the reindeer are dying now
all the wildlife are crying now
so much waste
too much waste
too much waste on christmas day
who is the most giving guy
who is barely scraping by
who got money
who got money
who got money for christmas day
oh it hurts oh i hurts
oh it hurts on christmas day
elves mostly live in china
many elves they are minors
too much christmas
too much work
my christmas fingers really hurt
hope I get a lynx loofah
or maybe i can wash my car
why u bother
why i bother
giving shit on christmas day
shitty christmas cracker jokes
uncle says we should stop the boats
too many arabs
too many asians
australia is meant to be australian
i disagree and clench my fists
uncle you give me the shits
too much bullshit
too much crap
running to the fridge
this is my 10th beer today
my life is as empty
as whats in santas sleigh
oh it hurts oh i hurts
oh it hurts on christmas day
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